Guy Talk
The Player:
Spaceghidorah: Silva
Des: Gogar

<Gogar> lets fly!
<Gogar> hehe
<Silva> *opens wings*
<Silva> What's with you and flying? don't you like walking?
<Gogar> *takes off through canyons*
<Silva> *soars after him*
<Gogar> oh why walk when you can fly?
<Gogar> *barrel rolls*
<Gogar> I live to fly.
<Silva> *looks around* been there, done that.
<Gogar> *ignores him, and speed on*
<Silva> *looks down at a herd of large animals, spits at them and
laughs at their reaction*
<Silva> HAHA!
<Gogar> hahah nice one!!
<Silva> Take THAT land dwellers!
<Gogar> *wind rushing past his ears feels great. He dives and scatters
the herd*
<Silva> Ever drop a pebble from this height?
<Gogar> *flies back up* No
<Silva> *dives at an elder male of the herd, sends him tumbling*
<Gogar> hhahhaha
<Silva> It's awesome!
<Gogar> show me!
<Silva> It starts going so fast, by the time it hits bottom it shoots straight
through whatever you toss it at!
<Silva> *flies up*
<Gogar> hummmm
<Silva> *snatches a pebble from a cliff as he goes higher*
<Gogar> *likes the sound of that*
<Silva> C'mon!
<Gogar> Ok! *folds wings and shoots up*
<Silva> *soars higher, slicks his wings back*
<Gogar> have you noticed how we do everything at the same time?
<Silva> *flies past the hills, going higher*
<Silva> We do what?
<Silva> *keeps going*
<Gogar> nothing
<Silva> *spins when he reaches the desired height, opens his wings
and hovers*
<Gogar> *spins and flies on his back*
<Gogar> Hold cow you see?
<Silva> *holds the pebble lightly between two fingers*
<Silva> Oh, I can see...
<Gogar> ok show me fly boy1
<Silva> *squints at the ground, sees tiny dots moving* See that there?
<Gogar> yes
<Silva> That's a herd of Gantuas, Pretty big, but they're movin' slow.
<Silva> *holds hand with the pebble out, measuring*
<Gogar> *smiles, thinks of hunting*
<Silva> Now...
<Silva> Watch...
<Silva> *lets the pebble fall*
<Gogar> I'm watching
<Silva> *it zips from his fingers and whizzes towards the ground*
<Silva> *waits a sec, the folds his wings back*
<Silva> Alright, c'mon!
<Gogar> What?
<Silva> *spins and wheels after the pebble*
<Silva> Ya wanna see what happens doncha?!
<Gogar> ACK! Wait. Folds them and drops
<Silva> *zooms towards the ground, feels his adrenaline rushing, the
poor sucker don't know what's going to hit them*
<Gogar> yeah right behind ya
<Silva> *points to the pebble* See it?
<Gogar> yeah yeah!
<Gogar> aaahhh
<Silva> *flies faster* Almost theeeeree....
<Gogar> *flash back of his fall with Gaiganny*
<Silva> *a second wait* Pull up, NOW!
<Gogar> AAA I will!!!!!!!
<Silva> *the pebble explodes into the skull of a HUGE Gantua, blood
spurts from the wound as it screams and flails about*
<Silva> Hahahaha!
<Gogar> *pulls out to get a little splattered. Breathing.*
<Silva> *watches the beast spin helplessly in circles and fall to the
ground*
<Silva> Oh YEAH!
<Silva> Hahahaha!
<Gogar> *recovers* oh hahhahahah
<Gogar> wow great
<Silva> Hahaha, that was frickin' AWESOME!
<Gogar> cool death from above!
<Silva> *looks down* Wanna finish 'im off? Lotta meat on that beat
beast...
<Gogar> *smiles* Let's go! *drops*
<Silva> *spreads arms, slicks wings, drops feet first*
<Gogar> *claws out buzzsaw whirling*
<Silva> Yeah!
<Gogar> WOOO HOOOOO HOOOO
<Silva> *the beast is still thrashing, it screams as it sees them coming*
<Gogar> I could never do stuff like this with Theromin
<Silva> That's right piggy, SQUEAL!
<Gogar> lunchtime!
<Gogar> *Flies along side it and slices rips with his buzzsaw*
<Silva> *lands feet first in the Gantua's side, the ribs shatter and blood
spurts in his face*
<Gogar> HAHAH good one
<Gogar> *flips over lands on it's back. Thrust in claw*
<Silva> Theromin? Haha, that boy could barely catch one of these
things DEAD! A live one, Theromin wouldn't last a second!
<Gogar> *the creature still runs with them on it*
<Gogar> yeah definitely I always did the hunt a lone hahaha
<Silva> *digs his mouth into its side, rips off a big piece of flesh*
<Gogar> *pulls out claw and the heart is impaled on it*
<Silva> He used to try to help me, sometimes I'd use him as bait...
<Silva> Hehehee..
<Gogar> OH my me too. To bring out reluctant territory holders
<Gogar> hahahh
<Gogar> uh...Silva?
<Silva> *swings around on the beast's neck, starts buzzsaw. The flesh
falls from the beast, exposing its neck bones*
<Gogar> Silva?
<Silva> Eh?
<Silva> *looks back at him*
<Gogar> Don't look now, but this thing's about to hit that wall1!!!!
<Silva> *looks, big grin*
<Silva> YEAH!
<Gogar> WHAT?
<Silva> Wanna play chicken?
<Silva> *digs his claws into the beast's side*
<Gogar> *smirks* SURE
<Silva> Don't let goooo!
<Silva> Hahaha!
<Gogar> No you don't let go
<Gogar> hehehhe
<Gogar> *digs in claws*
<Silva> YeeeeHAAAAAA! *the beast running at full speed*
<Gogar> AAAAA WEEEEEEE
<Silva> Get along little doggie! *Bites the beast, trying to make him go
faster*
<Silva> *the wall coming fast*
<Gogar> *starts his saw again*
<Gogar> *braces himself*
<Silva> Three, two,.. *laughs* YOU WIN!!! *Pulls out his claws and leaps
off*
<Gogar> What? HEY come back!
<Silva> *opens wings and catches a gust of wind*
<Silva> *flies forward trying to match the beast's speed*
<Gogar> AAAHHH *looks u p to see the cliff nearly in front of him. His
claws are stuck*
<Silva> *swings low to the beast's legs, moves in closer and starts his
saw*
<Gogar> *Manages to free one, but still stuck*
<Gogar> aaaaahhh
<Silva> *slices the beast's side left front and back legs, it tips on its
side*
<Silva> *Gogar on top safe*
<Gogar> *the beast and Gogar are flung at the wall*
<Gogar> AAAHHHH!!!!
<Silva> *the beast slides in a bloody puddle and collides with the wall
with a SPLUCK*
<Gogar> beast hits first*
<Gogar> Manages a shield just in time*....
<Silva> *skids to a halt next to the beast*
<Gogar> *hits the wall, and he lands safe on the ground, bounces a
little*
<Gogar> ooff kooff koff koff
<Gogar> *dust everywhere*
<Silva> *watches the beast slide to the ground in a bloody heap*
<Silva> HAHAHAHA!
<Gogar> ow
<Gogar> *face first in dust*
<Silva> *slaps Gogar on the back* Awesome man!
<Silva> Heh heh!
<Gogar> Where's my shield?
<Silva> *laughs* C'mon soldier, on yer feet! *grabs Gogar's arm, helps
him up.
<Gogar> ow watch it!
<Gogar> *looks around. Suddenly there's a massive explosion*
<Silva> Stuck in beefsaurus there. *points to the beast*
<Gogar> (((((BOOM))))))
<Gogar> GACK!!
<Silva> *shields eyes*
<Silva> Woe man, is it SUPPOSED to do that?
<Silva> *looks again, sees there's not much of the beast left*
<Gogar> uh, uh no not really
<Silva> Aw MAN! Now we lost the kill!
<Gogar> Hahahahha
<Gogar> guts everywhere!
<Gogar> and yes I win!
<Silva> *flicks a bit of intestines from his shoulder*
<Silva> Hahaha!
<Gogar> eww hahahhahah
<Silva> *smacks him on the back again* You shouldda SEEN yer face!
<Silva> Hahaha!
<Gogar> WHAAAT?
<Gogar> my face?
<Silva> *laughing, can barely talk*
<Gogar> I saw you . you had a funny face
<Gogar> then you jumped
<Silva> Haha, *gasp* Yeah, I never seen someone's eye get that big!
<Gogar> oh yeah?
<Silva> Hahaha!
<Gogar> *smacks him in the face* TEHRE you're got quite large there
<Silva> Ow!
<Gogar> hahahha
<Silva> Is that riiight? *Kicks Gogar in the knee*
<Silva> *slaps him with his tail*
<Gogar> OW. *falls*
<Silva> *bounces back, shuffles his feet* AW no, you don't WANT any of
this!
<Gogar> *throws dust in his eye* how about a small eye then?
<Silva> Gah!
<Gogar> heheheh
<Gogar> oh you are a riot
<Silva> *wipes his eye* Eat floor! *shoves Gogar's head in the dirt*
<Gogar> *gets up rushes him*
<Silva> High in fiber!
<Gogar> ACK!
<Silva> Say it! Say it! *rubs his face in the dirt*
<Gogar> Why you! *pulls legs out from under him*
<Silva> Wahh!
<Gogar> *tackles him and they roll together*
<Gogar> hahahha
<Silva> Haha! You want this?! Ar!!
<Gogar> sure
<Gogar> hehehhe
<Silva> *kicks him off, jumps to his feet*
<Silva> *readies his claws*
<Gogar> ow
<Gogar> oh please!
<Silva> Alright Zippy, let's go!
<Gogar> were we going? tee hee
<Gogar> dirt eye!
<Silva> I'M going to sleep, right after I beat your butt!
<Silva> Beastmaster, haha!
<Gogar> oh yeah. Big beak!
<Silva> *looks at his beak* Blueberry!
<Gogar> crater face
<Silva> Red Eye! Y'know, there're leaves for that!
<Gogar> hey watch it. you eat them...
<Gogar> green bird!
<Silva> Blackclaw, scourge of the six an' a half skies!
<Gogar> thorny thicket!
<Silva> Bet hide an' seek was fun as a kid eh?
<Gogar> huh? why?
<Silva> Hehe, who'd be able to FIND yer bony behind?!
<Silva> hahahaha!
<Silva> *flexes* YEAH!
<Gogar> with shoulders like that you probably got stuck in all the trees
wide load
<Gogar> hhahah
<Silva> Ah, you just WISH you were this buff! Lookit this! *flexes again*
YEAHHHH!
<Gogar> you mean fat? Hahahhh yeah right
<Silva> Better to be fat on the ground than blowing in the wind little blue
boy! and hey, what's that, a boomerang on yer head?
<Gogar> *they stand next to each other just trading insults*
<Gogar> oh oh!!...
<Silva> Uh oh?
<Silva> What's uh oh?
<Silva> *looks around*
<Gogar> is your brain as yellow as your eye?
<Silva> What the?
<Gogar> spike!
<Gogar> what the what?
<Silva> Heheh, blue blood...
<Gogar> thank you
<Gogar> noodle nogin
<Silva> Silver beak, you shine that thing?
<Gogar> I already said that!
<Silva> Hahaha!
<Gogar> pointy head!
<Gogar> hahahh
<Gogar> no that was big beak hahahhh
<Silva> mini spikes, what're those acne growing on your neck!
<Gogar> scales? what can't get enough skin to cover you?
<Gogar> hee hee hee
<Silva> You got some serious problems with that lever on yer back man,
where do you go to get that thing fixed when it breaks?
<Silva> hehehaha!
<Silva> Haha, you came with a pop up timer!
<Gogar> you must get lost in the woods a lot, others think you're a tree
and miss you hahahh
<Silva> you fall in the water and yer lost for a week! No one'd see yer
blue butt in the ocean!
<Gogar> oh yeah let's see what happens when you're shoved in a tree
greeny meany!
<Gogar> BWaaa Haa haaa
<Silva> Hey blueberry sprout, you gotta register that cheesy color!
<Gogar> *small shove* plant gigan!
<Silva> It's a CRIME walkin around like that!
<Silva> Ow!
<Silva> Haha!
<Gogar> hee hee hee
<Silva> *kicks him into a bush*
<Silva> Go meet yer relative blueberry!
<Gogar> aaahhh
<Silva> *leaps on him*
<Gogar> *jumps out*
<Silva> OFFENSIVE STRIKE!
<Gogar> you k now them better
<Gogar> wonder boots!
<Gogar> ow hey
<Gogar> Half sider!
<Silva> *grabs him in a headlock* If I ever need a toothpick, I'll ask to
borrow yer claws!
<Silva> haha, skinny boy!
<Gogar> well have one! *pokes him soft and gets out of hold*
<Silva> ow!
<Gogar> hehe you're a softie
<Gogar> I should poke you more
<Gogar> Half sider!
<Silva> Like yer head? *smacks him in the back of the head with his tail*
<Gogar> eef
<Silva> *spins and smacks him in the forehead as well*
<Gogar> (go ahead get brutal with the insults)
<Gogar> ow ouch!
<Gogar> nicks him in the leg with his tail*
<Gogar> you call that a tail? its tip less
<Silva> (uh, are you sure, wouldn't that start to become mean spirited
and... well..)
<Gogar> (no, not if it goes the way I think. So far they both know its a
game)
<Silva> (hmm, okay)
<Silva> *kicks him in the chest*
<Gogar> I've seen feather things as yellow as your eye
<Gogar> ow!
<Gogar> hahah bird eye!!!
<Silva> Silly blue fruit boy! You can't compete with me!
<Gogar> oh yeah olive oil?
<Silva> I've fought colds stronger than you!
<Silva> I bet yer kids won't have to ask what color the sky is eh?
<Silva> Haha!
<Silva> Kids? whattam I thinkin' Bet yer sterile as a clean sprayed tree!
<Gogar> you call those wing? They hardly come forward
<Silva> Haha, compared to THOSE things? *points to Gogar's wings*
<Silva> You gotta be joking! I seen bigger wings on pigeons!
<Gogar> Mine rule! *opens them*
<Gogar> *poses*
<Silva> Oh... oh! Careful, you'll nick yerself on the safety tips!
<Silva> hahahaha!
<Gogar> Fatso! lard lad!
<Silva> Beetles have better wings than those!
<Silva> Haha, and I bet they weigh more than you too!
<Silva> skinny boy!
<Gogar> skinny boy?
<Gogar> no that was Theromin hahahah
<Gogar> chubsy ubsie
<Gogar> eheheh
<Silva> Haha, figures Theromin'd find himself someone more pompous
than I am, looks are EVERYTHING to you ain't they?
<Silva> Mess up yer face and ya'd KILL yerself!
<Gogar> hehe maybe?
<Gogar> you're jealous
<Silva> Oooh, lookit me, I'm prissy Gogar!
<Gogar> see told ya hahah
<Silva> Haha, I seen females less concerned about looks than you are!
<Silva> Tell me, how many hours you spend preening?
<Silva> hahaha!
<Gogar> hum! *slicks ears back*
<Gogar> I'm in tip top shape!
<Gogar> your not softie
<Silva> Hoho, Mommy must've had her hands FULL with you! Bet you
kept stealing yer sisters' smelling flowers!
<Silva> Looks like you walk on yer tip toes to looks bigger, cause them
fizzled out wings don't help!
<Gogar> what sisters?
<Gogar> hahahh
<Silva> Oh wait, I'm sorry, you must've been the daughter yer mommy
always wanted!
<Silva> Hahaha, I'll bet she groomed you for hours!
<Silva> Or did daddy do it?
<Gogar> quiet you cream face beak uh gigan dude
<Silva> CREAM faced! haha, the truth comes out! How many creams
mommy use on ya as a kid to keep that tender look?
<Silva> Gotta look good for them other males right?!
<Silva> Wahahahaha!
<Gogar> jealous again? Your skin's not like...mine...
<Gogar> hahhah what ever green bean
<Silva> *looks at his skin* Haha, damn straight it ain't like yours! I'M not
trying to attract other males...
<Gogar> What the? Wait a sec!
<Silva> Skinny girl!
<Silva> Hahaha!
<Gogar> Fish face!
<Gogar> you don't even have a hen!
<Silva> Haha, they teach you how to accept and reject males too?!
<Gogar> of is it fish guts? yeah that's what you're made of
<Gogar> FISH GUTS!
<Silva> That's right skinny boy, I don't have *A* hen! Got me a WHOLE
lot of em!
<Silva> Why tie yerself to ONE?
<Silva> Hoboy, bet yer whipped like no one's business!
<Gogar> so where are they?
<Silva> *in girlie voice* On yer knees Gogar! whipcrack!
<Gogar> I've not seen a hen around you ever you lie!
<Silva> Where are they? Where I LEFT em, that's where.. I don't see
yers around either!
<Gogar> Fish innards
<Gogar> FISH
<Silva> Since you met me? It's bee three days!
<Silva> Hahahaha!
<Silva> Skinny girl!
<Silva> Skinny BLUE girl, hey, how'd you get that blue, it CAN'TY be
natural! They must've dyed you in the lake five times for that sheen!
<Gogar> and ignorant
<Gogar> no brain
<Silva> No body!
<Gogar> goof ball
<Gogar> What?
<Silva> No strength!
<Silva> No male gentiles!
<Silva> hahaha!
<Gogar> strength? Ha plenty of that.
<Silva> Yeah when it comes to power preening!
<Silva> Look out, you missed a spot!
<Gogar> when they passed out looks you thought they said books and
asked for a scary one!
<Gogar> (AH, not that kind of mean)
<Silva> This from a guy whose life is a tragedy play! 'all my friends die!
boohoo!' No wonder, you must BORE them to death!
<Gogar> (remember I suck at this)
<Silva> (what kind of mean?)
<Gogar> (well he's not gonna back down go for his weakness Silva
doesn't know)
<Silva> (wait a minute, you said to be mean, I can't be middle mean or
sorta mean, it's either joking, or mean. which is it going to be?)
<Gogar> you're a bore, you bore holes in trees and heads hhahaha
<Silva> Say, how far would I have to 'bore' into you before I struck metal?
Not far I bet!
<Gogar> (hehe see I suck at this, sorry, ok joking)
<Gogar> huh?
<Silva> (alrighty, we'll do joking then)
<Gogar> *wings go down*
<Silva> Haha, lemme se, I'm guessing half an inch!
<Silva> Clang CLANG tin man!
<Gogar> *claws lowered*
<Gogar> *tilts head looks at him, eye dim*
<Silva> *looks at him* I ain't struck more metal than the last time I fell in
a mineshaft-
<Silva> eh?
<Gogar> *looks away grits teeth*
<Silva> Hey, what gives, you're supposed to insult me back.
<Gogar> *turns his back on him*
<Silva> Remember?
<Silva> *tilts head*
<Gogar> *starts to walk away into the foliage*
<Silva> Yo, hold up!
<Gogar> ....
<Silva> What gives!? *starts after him*
<Silva> Hey, what'samatter, ain't got no more comebacks?
<Gogar> *walks slowly into a leafy area*
<Silva> *sighs* Aw, c'mon Gogar, what is it?
<Gogar> *stops head down* why would I have anything?
<Silva> Yo, what's up with you? *looks at him*
<Gogar> *breathing hard looking down, he's stopped now*
<Silva> What's wrong, I ain't joking no more...
<Gogar> you...you...noticed..huh?
<Silva> *put a had on his shoulder* noticed what?
<Gogar> Leave me alone.
<Gogar> oh don't touch that! *shudders*
<Silva> Hey, c'mon man, what's wrong with you? Was it somethin' I
said? I'm sorry alright, though we were playin'
<Gogar> I'm...I'm...not...like....
<Silva> Don't touch WHAT? This? *taps his shoulder, it clangs*
<Gogar> AH! *puts his claw over it, and looks up at him slowly*
<Gogar> yes that
<Gogar> I'm not...like the...
<Gogar> like others....
<Silva> What about it? *tilts his head* yo, what's wrong man?
<Gogar> I'm....
<Silva> You're... what?
<Gogar> *hates the word* metal
<Gogar> *turns his back again*
<Silva> The hell are you talking about man? So's half the gigan species!
<Gogar> you ...don't...understand...
<Silva> What, you mad 'cause you got some on the outside too?
<Silva> So what?! Lotsa Gigans do!
<Gogar> *shudders* I've...I've...
<Gogar> got..too..much!
<Gogar> *voice very weak now and soft. All cockiness is gone*
<Gogar> More than the rest....
<Gogar> I'm...not...real.
<Silva> *tilts his head* This really bothers you don't it?
<Silva> What do you MEAN you're not real?
<Gogar> *shakes his head yes. Eye turns off*
<Silva> What's wrong with you?! *grabs him and spins him around so
he's facing him*
<Gogar> AH! I'm..not real. I'm.. a stupid machine!
<Silva> You look, we ALL got our hang-ups, so you're more metal, SO
WHAT?!
<Silva> We're ALL frickin' cyborgs! A little more metal don't make you
less alive!
<Gogar> But..it's not a LITTLE
<Silva> It ain't as bad as you think.
<Gogar> Look at me. LOOK at me
<Gogar> *spreads claws*
<Silva> *sighs* I AM looking at you! And you know what I see?
<Gogar> All of this! All...of it, I'm...
<Silva> I see a Gigan who friggin enjoys life like no other!
<Gogar> no...what?
<Silva> I see a Gigan who cares , who gives a DAMN about his friends!
<Gogar> I...I..
<Silva> I see a Gigan who loves and feels as much as if not more than
any other frickin Gigan I ever ran into!
<Silva>*Taps Gogar's chest* You think THIS makes you less than
real?
<Silva> You better think again.
<Gogar> *surprised looks up at him, still breathing hard*
<Silva> *stares at him intensely*
<Gogar> *tilts his head, ears still down*
<Silva> I mean every $#@damned word I said Gogar.. don't you forget it.
<Gogar> *small smile*
<Silva> you let this eat you up, it'll kill you.
<Silva> So push it outta yer head!
<Gogar> *thinks a while*
<Silva> *cracks a smile* Puts an arm around him and starts to walk
with him * C'mon brotha...
<Gogar> *looks back up* a...foul mouth ...too.. are you
<Gogar> you mean it?
<Gogar> you...don't mind?
<Silva> Dam straight b@#$@! Now c'mon, I know a place where we can
catch a Gantua herd MUCH bigger than this one
<Silva> You game?
<Gogar> hehh heh, yeah
<Gogar> Silva?
<Silva> Yo.
<Gogar> *stops* Thanks
<Silva> *looks at him* No problem, yer worth the effort...
<Silva> *smiles*
<Gogar> *ears start to come up*
<Gogar> *returns the smile. Looks at himself. Smiles*
<Silva> Now c'mon, they ain't gonna be there forever...
<Gogar> uh..right, coming
<Gogar> Silva?
<Silva> Yo.
<Gogar> I must admit, your are better than me at something...
<Silva> Oh yeah, what's that?
<Gogar> heh heh arguing
<Silva> Haha, *sighs* Yeah ya run with Theromin for awhile, ya pick
things up...
<Gogar> I must not have been paying attention
<Silva> Haha, took more to ignore the guy than argue with him...
<Gogar> hehe perhaps so.
<Silva> *laughs* We must've argues more than we talked...
<Silva> I miss that ornery bast#@$
<Gogar> *looks down again* yes so do I. So do I.
<Gogar> .......