Nothing beats coming home and finding an email in your mailbox with the subject line "Standing up".
Originally I thought "Weird, my spam filter usually sends this right to the Bulk Folder..." So it was only mild curiosity that prompted me to open this email, since I'm usually curious about how spam manages to make it into my inbox. It's a good thing I look at those or I would never have had a chance to wade through this bowl of putrid literary stew.
Now, why am I spending, or rather, wasting time responding to an angry email? Why post a response to some misinformed person who felt the need to comment on a situation they know nothing about?
Simple.
Anyone can (and usually does) post emails praising what they do. To all of you who have written nice, courteous, and readable emails to me about this site or my Godzilla site, I Thank You kindly. I don't think I need to post your emails to show I appreciate you.
On the flip side of this, you have some people who feel that after hearing half a song off a scratched CD they have to write and yell at the artist because they think that's all there is. They're too much of an unthinking drone to say 'hey, maybe there's more to this than what I've seen and heard.' That's what this letter is, a misinformed, er, person who has so little information on the topic of their email it's sad. However, I have no qualms about making this public and responding to it. Guess what kiddies, when the village idiot does something stupid, he gets flogged in front of everybody.
You don't want it public, Mr/Ms 'Patrickrockz453'? Tough, write me again and I'll put that up here too.
Don't throw stones if you're not ready to get a boulder dropped on you.

So without further ado, here's the original email, my response is below.

> Ok, I know all about you and your so called
> "friendship" with a person named Des.
You say that like it's some big secret... it's got
it's own section on Gigan species AND the un-updated
version des has on her site. But chances are that's
the version you read because looking at the rest of
you letter it's apparent that you either have only
seen her version, or were too stupid to comprehend my
side of the story. If that's the case then enjoy the
rest of your life as a mindless peon. But, if you have
indeed read both sides and still came to this
conclusion... no wait, it's pretty obvious you didn't
because almost everything you blather on about was
covered in my side of the story, so I have to rip you
apart.

>I'm here
> standing up for her.
I don't think Des would even want that courtesy
extended to her looking at the contents of your email.
At least, I hope she wouldn't... I'd want someone to
have a well thought out argument if they're going to argue
on my side of an issue, not this crap you
sent me.

>I know all about the post of
> lies you made on your board and all the other
> things.
Lies on my board? What board, Kaiju wars? If you're
talking about the original board (as opposed to Des'
knock-off she's hosting... hum... what a habit she has
of mirroring my work.. whatever...) then you're a
dolt, we weren't fighting on that board. I closed it down
before any angry posts were made.
Or by 'board', do you mean WEBSITE? If so, you're
still a dolt because your letter implies that you just
HEARD about what I put on this site and didn't actually
read it, you just assumed. Maybe if you had actually
read what was written you wouldn't have wasted my time
with this email.
>She donated money to your board,
She sure did, after I told her I was closing it
down... not the brightest thing in the world to do. I already
wrote about this.

>and tried
> to have a nice friendship with you.
Des was great until I refused to give what she wanted
when she started stamping her foot and demanding I do this and
that. That's friendship for you.

>Does this ring
> a bell "I don't need you".
If THAT rings a bell, I've got the mother of all gongs
for you sunshine, here's the whole bloody letter! Right here
for everyone to see!
Now you can read it for yourself instead of listening
to a fractured highlight of its contents. If you still
think I'm lying tell Des to scan the letter and post it.
>I mean look at what Des
> has gave you money, and friendship.
Didn't I just explain this? See above.

>She helped you
> though your family problems, of which you had death
> in your family. She helped you, and now your just
> plain mean to her, after what she has done. She was
> always there for you and then you just in a way,
> stab her in the back.
You know, it would be a lot easier to just cut and
paste Des' version of things into your
email because all you're doing is parroting what you
read. Go here. Parrot that.

>Blaming Des that she hacked
> your board?
Um, excuse me? When and WHERE did I claim she hacked
any board? And again, do you mean BOARD, as in kaiju
wars, or WEBSITE? There's a difference. Des never
hacked anything, and if she thinks I've implied or staight out
said anything of the like, then she's not the brightest crayon
in the box is she? What she did do(or rather, tried to do) was try to lock me
out of Gigan Species. Here's what happened (sigh,
can't believe I have to explain this to you AND Chris...)
I created the giganspecies site and gave des the password to access
the account so we could BOTH make updates when needed. During our
falling out she asked if she could have the site and I said
no, since there was stuff I may have wanted to add
later. I didn't care if she wanted to add more art
or stories, whatever. But, she decided to log in
using the password I gave her, and then changed it so only she could access it
and locked me out. A hacker she's not. A spiteful brat yes, but certainly not a hacker.

>Oh please she does not have time for
> that stupid stunt that people do on boards. You two
> even met in real life! Now you just have to start
> telling a whole buch a lies?

Er... Right. one day I woke up and though 'hey, I
think I'll tell a bunch of lies about Des." Again, go
here. Emails don't lie, that's why her husband Chris
was so pissed he emailed me to shake his finger at me
for it. How dare I put my side of things up, shame on
me for presenting the rest of the story!

>You should just save
> YOUR lies about her. Don't you dare try to put the
> blame on her, when you have the blame.
Hehe, I have the blame huh? you know, this would be
such an impressive letter if English was your second
language... or if you were like, 10 years old.. and if
you ARE 10 years old you don't have any business
trying to attack someone online anyway...
But anywho, I'm presuming you mean I'm to blame. I'm
sure you think this is the case because Des' recount
of things leaves no other option. So I'm almost
willing to forgive you're ignorance because you just
don't know any better. Go here.

>So, she never
> done anything or cared huh? Again,
> SHE HAS DONE ALOT FOR YOU!!!!! You were the one
> that had excuses all the time to Des.
HFunny, atno point have I said she's never done anything or never cared,
you must be spouting more of that victimized Des' gospel.
Go here you peon, and try not to let the big words confuse you.

>Letters full
> of swears? Oh really, like you ever kept those
> swears.
Again, are you not native to the English language or
just really bad at articulating your thoughts? Hmmm...
or maybe you're trying to say that I don't have a copy of
the letter I sent Des? Well you're in luck because like I said
before, maybe you should read the
actual LETTER and think for yourself for a change.

>Idiot, is the word for you dude.
Have you looked at your letter? Just look at it, and
I'M the idiot?
This from the person who's so ignorant they just
believe whatever is written by an angry little girl, without
enough of their own mind to realize there might be
something more to it? Again again and again you nitwit,
go here.

>Lies about
> Des...still can't get over that.
And yet I'd lay money on you not knowing what ANY of
these so-called 'lies' are. What are they? Do tell?
What statements have I made that were lies, totally
untrue about Des? I want specifics, because you say
what you're saying with such conviction you HAVE to
have a pile of evidence that says "You said Des has
brown eyes and green hair, you're a liar." But you
don't. So your only basis for saying that I've been
telling 'lies' about Des is HER telling you I'm lying.
And if you're that stupid and assume what someone
says is just the truth because they said so, then the
moon is really made out of cheese, the world is flat
because maps are printed on flat paper, and the
missing section of the Watergate tapes is 'Alice's
Restaurant' by Arlo Guthrie.

There's not much hope for you is there?

>She was a very nice
> person to you and then you just had to "kill" the
> so called "friendship". I better stop now because I
> have a WHOLE lot more to say about you,

No, I don't think you have anything else to say. How
can you? You've already summarized what Des wrote and
have no more material to draw from.

>and you
> would not appreciate what I would say.

What I don't appreciate is having to wade through an
email that looks like a bowl of Alpha-Bits on crack.
Seriously, this is one of the worst angry emails I've
ever gotten. If you're going to come to someone's
defense, your assault shouldn't consist of sad blanket
statements or vague comments coupled with a lot of
paraphrasing of something everyone has already read
and knows. You think I'm a liar? Why? Prove it. Give a reason
besides 'Des said so." You can't. The fact of the
matter is that no one really knows what transpired between myself and
Des except myself and Des. All third, fourth and
eighteenth parties are just that, outside parties who
really should look at both sides and think for
themselves. But hey, if you're happy being a mindless
drone then enjoy.

>Oh yeah,
> don't waste your time emailing me back because there
> is nothing you can say, because you know everything
> is true of what have written.
Right, because you paraphrased what Des wrote, then obviously you're speaking the
truth and I'm full of lies. Peon, get a mind of your own and learn how to use it.

>Once again, DON'T
> WASTE YOUR TIME EMAILING BACK!!! There is nothing
> you can say.
And of course, here is the final sign of an idiot. "I'm going
to attack you, but don't you dare defend yourself,
attack me back or set me straight! I'm content in my
ignorant bliss so don't you dare burst my bubble
because my world will cave in and that'll make my tiny
mind hurt!"
Chris pulled this punk move too, amazing
how people just can't stand the idea of being exposed
to the truth. Either that or they're scared to death
of being verbally torn apart. And they should be,
because I'm good at doing that, VERY good. Why do you think Chris
wrote me instead of Des doing the deed herself. Why
hasn't she 'laid the verbal smackdown' on me? Because
she knows she can't, she knows I'd tear up anything
she had to say without trying.

So there you have it, a response to your idiocy. Happy? Now
it's out there so everyone to see how stupid you
really sound. You don't like it? Do something.